greatlordfluffernutter:

mylittleghoulscout:

did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays

but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.

so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

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me when a british person talks: is this skins?

(Source: marcitlali)

meghanmclovin:

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

maliciousmelons:

Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.

(Source: maliciousmelons)

hollyjolly-jolteon:

My future partner: babe you can’t do this everytime I come home

Me, laying the in the rose petals I put on the bed, illuminated by the candles that are their favorite scent while their bathwater runs: but I love you

(Source: breakingrulesspencer)